Family Home Opera

That is what our friends Maggee and Al called the collection of unique and often hilarious songs one makes up to amuse babies and young children. Our standards:

• I Hate My Seat
• Fat Baby Dance
• We will, we will nurse you (you have milk on your face, you big disgrace...)
• Stealth Pooper (sung to "Day Tripper")
• Do you hear the kitten sing (singing the song of angry cats, it's the music of a kitten who will not get to catch rats)?
• Wouldn't It Be Nice (if you were sleeping, then you wouldn't have to squeal so loud...)
• Five little ducks went out to play (but met a weasel)